i hate auto correct so much

i accidentally text my grandmother saying ‘sex tonight’

i meant tomorrow

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officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

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bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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the-tinymermaid:

Best quote I’ve heard this year

the-tinymermaid:

Best quote I’ve heard this year

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waluiqi:

tryna post a selfie like

image

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cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

cantgeddynuffofdatass:

This is my favourite Shakespeare quote

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cityhippiepower:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Best Tumblr Responses 

This made me cry from laughter

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themoonphase:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

YES HAHAHA

themoonphase:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

YES HAHAHA

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